We aren't fit and we're not pretty, but we are determined!
Wil (50), George (36) and Chris (50) are Team Salad Dodger and we want to do our bit. We will be accompanied by our team mascot, Charlotte (14), who will provide encouragement and abuse as required.
We are presently in pre-swim training with a specifically designed and highly balanced diet - mainly cakes, beer and curry - to make sure we are in peak condition. Over the festive period we have added mince pies.
No salad products will be consumed or injured in preparation for or completion of this swim. The Lovely Mrs Bland is monitoring our diets and is making random checks to ensure there is absolutely no salad substance misuse during these final weeks of preparation.